Just this once, but not for long, Dougie. Now, you're too big for this sort of thing. He thinks that a big, fat, ugly monster's gonna come and get him.ĭougie, I'm not gonna let you watch any more television. Mom, will you stay with us just for awhile? Well, come to think of it, a little hard work never hurt anybody. It IS a lotta work, Vanessa - and, you know, you could help Santa cut his workload. Well, what about presents? How would he get all those presents in his sled?īecause he, d'yeah, picks them up all along the way. Oh, and he knows a bunch of good shortcuts.Īccording to my calculations, he'd have to refuel approximately every. Yeah, but ya see, he's got on a rocket-powered sled. Well, how did you like that story, Vanessa?Įntertaining, Dad, but there's just a few inconsistencies.įor Santa to travel all the way around the world to every kid's house on one night, his sled would have to travel approximately 200,000 miles per hour. What did you do to the firing squad? And what am I going to do WITHOUT a firing squad. Whadda you mean "He missed!" You call that a firing squad? Get outta my way and I'll show you how it's done. Why, you couldn't even captain a blasted ship in your bathtub. What are you, some kinda nerd or something? I mean, how long have you been trying to shoot this wimp here, anyway? Yes, and, you know, you're right because it's the one chance for the firing squad, the amigos, to shoot someone big instead of all you stupid little kids. They're so dashing, and daring, and romantically handsome. It's always been my secret ambition to be a capitano. Me? Well, that's not a bad idea, but, uh, who is going to be El Capitano? Of COURSE they want practice, but where are they going to find someone BIG? Where are they going to get the experience shooting adults? In fact, they all have a secret ambition to shoot at El Presidente, yeah? They're restless because they are sick and tired of shooting at little kids like you. Why's the firing squad so restless today?Īh, I'll tell you, kid. And to make you feel like it's real, I have to play YOUR part, okay? Okay, well the first thing you do is you stand here like a prisoner, okay? I don't want to be a slave to my addiction. Wait a minute, you've got to tell me what to do.
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Well, knowing that you're addicted is the first part of the cure, so you're halfway there.īut the second part of the cure is much more difficult, and it is also very important if you are ever to become free of this dangerous addiction of yours. Maybe, but, uh, I don't know, what can I do? And don't you wake up every morning eager to get out here?Īnd don't you think that the more people you shoot the more dangerous it becomes? How?ĭon't you think that maybe you're becoming addicted to these executions? How long have you been out here, anyway, trying to shoot someone? Oh-ho, ha-ha-ha! For me, dangerous? Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Whoever wants to see Vanessa here get hit with water Press the green button on your screen right now.ĭon't you think that maybe this could be a little dangerous?ĭangerous? Ha-ha-ha! "Dangerous!" Ha-ha. Whoever doesn't want see Douggie get hit with green slime and hear Lisa introduce the commercials so we can get paid press the red button. Whoever wants to see Douggie here get hit by green slime and hear Lisa introduce the commercials so that we can get paid press the green button. If you want to hear Lisa introduce the commercials so we can get paid the touch the green button. Okay whoever wants to hear nothing but silence from Lisa for the rest of the show push the red button. If I can't introduce the commercials then we don't get paid. I'm waiting to introduce the commercials. By the way, how do you get this stuff out?
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Okay, you guys think you're so smart? Let's see stripes.īoy, must be tough being a TV star. Well, yeah it usually is, but I guess it could be red. Sometimes some soap and they dump it all over me.Īctually Vanessa, I've always wondered that too, but I just don't know. How do they make that slime they're always dumping on you?įirst they take some liquid and then they add some jello powder and some flour. As you all know, Vanessa is new to the show and Vanessa, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask me.
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